Humans have a long history with alcoholāweāve been making and consuming it for over ten thousand years, about as long as weāve had agriculture.Ā
Thatās a long time for people to come up with all kinds of ideas about the drug and how it works. So, not surprisingly, some of them are wrong. Here are a few common myths about alcohol, debunked by scientific research.Ā
The order of your drinks doesnāt matter
Youāve probably heard some version of ābeer before liquor never been sicker,ā or ābeer before wine and youāll feel fine.ā The basic idea is that you should stick to one kind of beverage, or drink different beverages in a particular order, in order to avoid a hangover. The problem: thereās no scientific research backing this claim.
The National Institution on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism calls drink order as a cause of hangovers a myth. āIn general, the more alcohol a person drinks, the worse the hangover will be,ā they say on their website. āThis is true regardless of whether a person drinks beer, wine, distilled spirits, or a combination of these.āĀ
Researchers at Witten/Herdecke University published a paper that looked into this specifically, conducting what may be the most German scientific study in history. They had groups of people drink beer and then wine, or vice versa, alongside control groups just drinking one beverage or the other. Then they invited participants for another session, this time with wine and then beer in the opposite order, and compared the severity of the hangovers. This resulted in plenty of hangovers, though the order of drinks consumed didnāt have any real impact.Ā
Thatās not to say you canāt predict who at a party is going to be hungover. The study helpfully states that āsubjective signs of progressive intoxication were confirmed as accurate predictors of hangover severity.ā It also includes what is possibly the greatest sentence Iāve ever seen in a scientific study: āMultivariate regression analyses revealed perceived drunkenness and vomiting as the strongest predictors for hangover intensity.āĀ
Alcohol doesnāt warm you up
You might experience a warming feeling after a drinkāmany people do and enjoy it. But that doesnāt mean alcohol actually warms you up. That feeling of warming is the feeling of heat leaving your body, which isnāt ideal. Dr. Krishna Vakharia, an MD based in the UK, wrote an article explaining the effects of alcohol on your body temperature, stating that while āflushed cheeks, sweating, and hot flushes make us feel warm, our core body temperature is actually dropping.āĀ
Thereās research backing this up. A 2005 study at the Advanced Research Center for Human Sciences at Waseda University in Japan concluded that alcohol actually lowers your core body temperature. Participants drank either water or alcohol in a mildly hot room. āSkin blood flow and chest sweat rate in the alcohol session significantly increased over those in controls 10 minutes after drinking,ā the study states. āDeep body temperature in the alcohol session started to decrease 20 minutes after the onset of sweating and eventually fell 0.3°C lower than in the controls.āĀ
Which is to say alcohol makes you feel warm by releasing the heat in your body. That heat is exactly what you need to preserve in cold temperatures, so drinking isnāt a great way to stay warm. So much for those dogs with brandy barrels around their necks.Ā
Coffee doesnāt sober you up
Alcohol is the second most popular drug in the world, behind caffeine. It makes sense, then, that thereās a common myth about combining the two: the idea that giving coffee, or any caffeinated drink, can sober them up.Ā
There is no truth to this idea. Caffeine might make you feel alert, but it doesnāt counteract the effects of alcohol. A 2010 study conducted by the Boston University School of Public Health had 127 participants randomly consume one of four types of beer: non-alcoholic, with or without caffeine added, and alcoholic, with or without caffeine added. Participants then attempted to drive a simulated car.Ā
The conclusion: āThe addition of caffeine to alcohol does not appear to enhance driving or sustained attention/reaction time performance relative to alcohol alone.ā That aligns with the broader scientific consensus. A cup of coffee might make you feel awake, even after a few drinks, but that doesnāt mean youāre sobering up. Only time can do that.Ā

